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John Cranford

The realist guy you could ever know! He’s known as darksin and very attractive from his wonderful smile to his playful ways. John Cranford can be a lot of things just depends on how you meet him. If I’m being honest everyone has a little John Cranford in them! He is well known for beating niggas ass and asking questions later. Don’t come at him the wrong way because you just might get hit!

Word around town says his previous lovers can’t stop thinking about his Big Johnson Sausage wink wink

Other than John Cranford’s charming and fighting ways and his big Johnson he has a soft side that not many people see. He is caring very attentive and smart!

Like I said before John Cranford is many things but the real question is what is he to you??
Wow have you ever met John Cranford! He is amazing
by Christyonne November 20, 2023
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jimmy john's challenge

When you order Jimmy John's and try to masturbate before they deliver your sandwich to the door.
I lost the Jimmy John's challenge again yesterday. Twice in a row I answered the door with a boner.
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John Cena

A person everyone talks about but no one has ever seen “it”
Person: “This interview is about John Cena but I can only see a chair!”
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jollibee john

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John Style

"CMONN baby its 20 fucking 23 baby lets fuckin get it baby CMONN do it right baby do it johnn styleee cmon u know what we tb u know what we reppinn bruh fuckinn 503 the fuck is up?? lead that shit in 2023 ik how to fuckin do it where i come from cmon bruh"
by Dys😩 January 17, 2023
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John

John is very loud, but that’s only because he cares. Get into discussions with things you’re both passionate about, and they’ll be the most interesting thing you’ve talked about that day. He might not open up immediately, but if you can spend time with him, it’ll definitely be amazing.
I just spent 7 hours screaming at Mario Olympics with John and loved every second of it.
by RCG_Hater December 24, 2023
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John Wicked

To cut somebody out of your life, as in ‘excommunicado’ in the John Wick movie series.
You cut that guy you were dating off, John Wicked him.
by anonymous August 5, 2024
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