Small Penis Coffee

A small penis coffee is usually, but not limited to having an excess of added flavor pumps, bright additive food coloring, extra whipped cream, and chocolate syrup. It is always brewed by coffee companies who have to compensate for their low-quality coffee by completely disguising it with additives.

Student #1: Why does the coffee at Meantime Coffee Co. taste so much better than that place on Frankin Street?
Student #2: Because Meantime Coffee Co. actually cares what their coffee tastes like and they don't have to compensate by making SPC or small penis coffee.

by E.A. Davis September 28, 2018

penis crumpet

Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.

“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”

by Dr. Digbick September 29, 2018

Bungee Penis

A permantely erected dick

Bro, your mums a magician, since i banged her, i got a bungee penis

by Dicky88 March 22, 2018

Purple Penis Pimple Popper

One who pops pimples with a purple penis

Michael Hobaica is a purple penis pimple popper

by Loyalty To A Fault May 16, 2018

penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale

Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude

by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018

Skinless penis

Bob Saget.... enough said. The dad from the hit TV show, Full House.

I started masturbating at age 9, And believe me when I say, you don’t want a skinless penis.

by Charles Reed May 18, 2018

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018