October 30th

Tell your shortest friend to shut the fuck up day

On October 30th
Shortest friend: “Hey guys how are you?”
Everyone else: “Shut the fuck up”

by Mcgobbles October 30, 2021

October 6th

National tell your crush that you like them, but in a weird way day.

You: hey, you make me feel like I was constipated and that one poop finally came out.

Crush: ….umm… what?😀

You: it’s October 6th

Crush: okay, and?

You: October 6th is national tell your crush you like them, but in a weird way day.

by Poopdoodoobowelmovements October 30, 2021

October 21

October 21 is give somebody a hug day, because you might save someone’s life by just a hug.

Person #1: -hugs-
Friend #2: “what was that for?”
Friend #1: “it’s October 21”
Friend #2: “thanks man… I needed that”

by h3artfeltw0rds October 30, 2021

October 30th

It’s Jj appreciation day. Go and gift or show love to anyone named JJ.

Eryn: “Hey what day is it?”
JJ: “October 30th”
Eryn: “Is it really? Okay come here”

JJ: “Touch me and I will slice your fingers off.”

by - E r y n - October 30, 2021

October 30

he likes you. his name is alejandro. you gave him a pumpkin. he’s IN LOVE with you. ignore what he said yesterday <3

Me: I doesn’t like me…

Matilda: NO! ITS OCTOBER 30. ALEJANDRO LOVES YOU

by alejandroscrush101 October 30, 2021

October 31

Hug your girlfriend or boyfriend

Eyo it’s October 31

by unknown1014 October 31, 2021

October 31

Bow down to queen Joseph day!!! You have to kiss the hem of his robes and do whatever he says. He is queen Joseph because he misgenders people and is homophobic so we misgender him.

Person 1: Hey did you know its October 31st?
Person 2: Yea!
Person 1: Lets go bow down to queen Joseph

by Your psuedinym October 31, 2021