the new 3

The next Allen Iverson

“I swear I’m gon’ be the new 3”

by ttterkel January 7, 2018

New York Redneck

A guy who lives in NY state who mows lawn for a living and has random outburst when he doesn’t take his pills on time which results in rage quitting in the online community.

Dang it Tim got upset again and pulled a New York Redneck.

by EPMark December 20, 2023

new england hacky sack

to be anal banged by the entire New England Revolution soccer crew.

That douche deserves to become a New England Hacky Sack.

by Slim Pickensboi March 6, 2009

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011

news

Something that literally only exists just to ruin your day

Bob: Damn today feels like it's gonna be a great day, time to turn on the TV and sit back and relax
(We interrupt this marathon of this (insert show) to bring you breaking news coverage)
The News: Hey Y'all! Two billion people just randomly fucking died!
Bob: ......The fuck? I just wanted to watch my show.... The hell do I even have a TV anymore anyway?

by IntergalactalEnergy November 11, 2023

new jersey dumpling

similar to the blumpkin, a femal vommits after choking on a mans dick, the male shits diarrhea into the toilet to create a mix. The mix is then frozen and wrapped in dumpling dough to eat.

Hey Kal im sort of hungry.

Ok Jessica i got the shits right now so lets make a new jersey dumpling.
Great idea!

by SmelvinHB2 March 4, 2024

new jersey adult

Like Disney adults in the sense that you will find them either living at Disney or not living at Disney. New Jersey adults will graduate high school and get tf out of the state, go to college in another state for 4 years, then graduate and get a job in another state or travel to other countries, then get married and bring their spouse who’s either from New Jersey or elsewhere back to the Jersey suburbs so that the next generation will repeat the cycle.

Conversation starts at the University of Arizona

Bro 1: “Where you from bro?”
Bro 2: “New Jersey.”
Bro 1: “There’s so many people here from New Jersey.”
Bro 2: “Yeah bro, New Jersey adults are a real thing.”

by Ty 722001 September 4, 2025