A man constantly becoming 1% better every day. A man that melts your heart looking into your soul. A very proficient rhyme spitter, log splitter, and bullshitter. His charming smile and personality are only matched in size by his manliness. Quick with a joke or to light some smoke. And the most wonderful, caring amazing fathers ever. The man of dreams ✨️
by FlyLynsFly February 6, 2024
Get the john royalmug. A city in the Charleston, South Carolina area known for its hate of Ohioans by those that grew up there. Don’t let them know, but the natives are now badly outnumbered and constantly ridiculed and made fun of by all others.
Johns Island is awesome and super welcoming, just don’t let them know you moved from Ohio…. Well unless they live in one of the new developments. Then they’re cool.
by Dnalsi Snhoj November 26, 2021
Get the Johns Islandmug. John has fine ass and great tits he’s got a great Ching personally . She’s Chinese and thinks he can use the n word little does he know he has and never will be giving permission to use the n word. He’s best friends with Obama and lactates all the time. He’s a sensitive guy who can probably fit a whole..... up there.
He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.
He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
He loves long walks on the beach with bus dog... he can probably fit... up there.
He’s Ching and doesn't accept his culture. He likes rice and noodles
John means my dogs don’t have a name. Actually his name is Gucci
John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
John chua is a Chink Who is a Chines fuckers who make shit in a dark room
by My actual name is John December 5, 2019
Get the John chuamug. To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
Get the To get John Wickedmug. 
by arthur morgan 1899 December 20, 2021
Get the John Morganmug. A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
Get the Sir Elton John Suitemug.