post movie syndrome

the time right after a movie where your body cant seem to function properly.

guy number one: so how did u like that movie
guy number two:...
guy number one: dude i asked you a question!
guy number two: sorry i didnt hear you at all. i must have post movie syndrome.

by NujDog May 5, 2010

Don Quixote Syndrome

The insane belief that you will reform a woman who is a prostitute. Based upon the character Don Quixote created by Miguel de Cervantes in 1605. Don Quixote insanely viewed the prostitute Aldonza he meets as the fair princess Dulcinea.

He plans to marry that ho and raise her kid. Homeboy suffering from Don Quixote syndrome.

by Liberation Theology August 23, 2019

Melinda Doolittle Syndrome

The astonishing occurrence when a fan-favorite contestant on a talent competition - like "American Idol", or "So You Think You Can Dance," in which the viewer votes for the winner - is voted off the show, more specifically before the finals of the competition. Abbreviation MDS

Lil'Kim came down with a bad case of Melinda Doolittle Syndrome on "Dancing with the Stars" this season.

I wonder who's gonna catch MDS this season on Idol.

by J-Breezey May 22, 2009

Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

When a penis has been in contact with water for an extended period of time, whether it be bathing, swimming etc. The penis then becomes shriveled and wrinkled to the point where it is a fraction of normal size.

Im soaked. And im pretty sure I have Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

I better get out of the pool before I get Shrivel-Dick Syndrome

by Anamethathasnotbeenused April 18, 2011

little man syndrome

When a male is generously short. This particular male feels the need to have a big bark. They feel emasculated when their bark is big!!! It covers up their extremely little legs. When everyone knows the bark is bigger than the bite.

Matt walks around all day looking up at people! He is very jealous that he’s not tall like all the other boys, so he shouts profanities at them !! he' is only 5'4:( he has little man syndrome!

by Amy Jae August 12, 2019

New Gay Syndrome

The patterns of behavior frequently exhibited by (usually) young people who have recently come out, guided by a thirst to discover a world containing homosexuality and other homosexuals than themselves, which may strongly contrast to the heteronormative world they grew up in. Common behaviors include reading gay literature or watching gay films, using Wikipedia to memorize the names of all gay celebrities, or joining a gay club or group to meet friends or potential lovers. An occasional related behavior is the consumption of slash fanfiction.

When I had New Gay Syndrome, I read a bunch of lesbian romance novels. Glad I got that out of my system!

by MudFlap33 September 15, 2010

Nice Guy Syndrome

An affliction that usually develops in males during their early twenties, preventing them from getting some. Virgins are particularly susceptible. Common symptoms include:

- nice, friendly personality
- lower than average self-confidence
- frequent high-fives with females
- socially awkward
- perpetually single
- has numerous friends that are girls
- often seen wearing plaids
- hugs women using the A-Frame technique

Dan suffers from nice guy syndrome.

by T-Diddy from the City December 28, 2008