Shit eye

The shit hole, anus, asshole

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.

by L Unk December 7, 2022

Four Eyes

When a person/nerd has glasses on, so you gotta call them four eyes

Bestie: hey there, Four Eyes
Me: go fuck yourself

by UR_L0CALS1MP October 11, 2025

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

whispering pink eye

When a woman "farts" and it's a bubble and floats into her vagina.

Did ya hear, Diana got whispering pink eye, no more mexican food for her.

by FREAKYAZTOMBOY December 16, 2016

ey uh

meaning i dont know

if someone were to ask you, "do you prefer 67 or 41?" and you had no clue, you would say ey uh.

by nguyen t September 6, 2025

flying the red eye

Doing your girl in the ass. As soon as you cum you pull out, pull her head around and wipe your meat across her eyes. As she tries to blink the soon to be pink eye away you say "thanks for flying (your name here) express, and launch her off the balcony.

defined: did you hear about the girl that jumped at my building last night? she was flying the red eye.

by biffduncan October 25, 2019

Eyes Married Status

The Eyes Married Status is a question to determine in which direction the eyes are pointing on someone with a wonky / lazy pair.

They're married (together) - Both aligned to look toward the nose.
They're divorced (apart) - Both aligned to look toward their own ears.

Eyes Married Status

"Ye, Eddy Brezz has wonky eyes" - "Whats the eyes marital status?" - "Very much divorced"

by Edward Brereton June 22, 2019