A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.
One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
The forest of penis should not be entered!
Warning - Forest contains penis
Warning - Falling Cum Rain
Warning - Salty Smell of death
Warning - Forest contains penis
Warning - Falling Cum Rain
Warning - Salty Smell of death
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A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
Get the thunder drum penis mug.1.Noun: plural:penises, a.k.a:cock, dick, prick, shlong, THE THICKNESS(to quote Stan Smith)
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
The male reproductive organ where orgasms and sperm which if your not careful can get your onenightstand or significant other to transform that sperm into a weird looking seamonkey/xenomorph alien lookalike, eventually it turns into your spawn and heir to your throne and vast riches should the child proove worthy one day..but that's if your into women. If your into penis and asshole well then first off hit me up lmao;where was I oh right, then your all set but be smart, wear a condom regardless of the situation....nobody wants an STD.
2}Noun: The part of a man's body that is just the bees knees, quite beautiful occasionally, and just plain awesome, it feels amazing
When it's erect and is stroked and or inserted into a vagina(so ive been told) or a man's ass, and will eventually erupt with an entirely to short but just fuckin sweet wave of euphoria and cum(differing each time you bust a nut)then you are left hopefully in some form of post-coital bliss with a deep sense of satifaction as you catch your breath and light up a smoke...but seriously now, real talk~ whether gay or straight we've (& I mean the VAST MAJORITY of MEN) all of us mostly secretly to ourselves and kept deep deep down hidden from view of the public have thought about trying out some penis whether it's just to experiment or whatever it's not a big deal.
So yea that's my definition of The ALMIGHTY PENIS.
MALE FRIEND: "Hey Vince, would you like to come over to my place and check out and compare each other's penises?"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
ME: "OH I am so down with that I just manscaped the pubes above my penis to the shape of a lightning bolt!"
MALE FRIEND/VINCENT: "No fuckin way bro, your not gonna believe this but so did I!! Get you and your penis over here like right now!!!"
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