FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.
AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.
Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.
Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.
AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.
Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.
Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?
Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*
*Man runs off violently puking*
Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?
Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.
Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.
Example 3:
*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?
Woman: Fredericksburg High School.
Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?
Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*
*Man runs off violently puking*
Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?
Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.
Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.
Example 3:
*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?
Woman: Fredericksburg High School.
Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
by Alter-Scholtz July 29, 2011
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Where do you go to school?
Bellevue High School
Where do you go to school?
Bellevue High School
by h8r12345678 November 28, 2009
Get the bellevue high school mug.Someone who quits the notorious High School in order to find better path that doesn't involve you wasting your time with stupid people and worthless projects. Not always a burger flipper, but it is possible.
Sometimes it is assumed that these people will get nowhere in life, but that is not always true.
Sometimes it is assumed that these people will get nowhere in life, but that is not always true.
Look at that high school dropout, flipping those burgers!
I became a high school dropout today, and haven't ever felt better.
I wish I never became a high school dropout
I became a high school dropout today, and haven't ever felt better.
I wish I never became a high school dropout
by XeroCint December 9, 2008
Get the High School Dropout mug.madison high is a place where you can get stoned in the parking lot, drunk in the halls, or do lines in the bathroom. freshman are mostly annoying little pricks, but there are a few rare normal ones. the sophomores dont know their place just yet but the seniors are fast to teach it to them. any senior can get head from any sophomore girl just by learning their name. juniors are the bigger stoners, smokin as much as possible, before during and after school. seniors are the all out partyers, drinking, smoking, trippin out, anything they can find. they own the school.
by new kid April 28, 2005
Get the madison high school mug.The gender that blows almost everything out of proportion. Someone that thinks they're better then everyone and no guy deserves them. Must be wearing make-up all the time. They judge everyone just to make themselves feel better. #1 bullies of america. Most likely to cheat on you and/or stab you in the back. Will usually turn into a slut and have sex with everyone willing. Not someone you'd want to have anything to do with. Some are worth being associated with, but most are stupid, stuck up, and worthless people.
by gabiiiiiiiii October 27, 2010
Get the High School Girls mug.A small high school in Cincinnati, Ohio where everyone knows everyone else's shit. Most people come from very wealthy, mother fuckin, money makin families, and if you don't, then you probably aren't very cool. Of course, they are a few exceptions, but we don't need to discuss these special cases. Most people will be found dressed in sperry topsiders, ralph lauren, lacoste, etc. Cliques are everywhere and if you aren't in one, then who are you anyways? Everyone smokes and drinks and generally just likes to party all the time. It's kind of ridiculous and what they're known for. They have they're own slang, for example "got weak", "swoll", "skep", "geeked up" and many more. Also, people tend to be very jealous of Wyoming's athletic capabilities. Because they are just good at everything. And oh yeah, they were recently ranked 50th in the nation. So basically they're a bunch of smart asses.
"That was one skep Wyoming High School party last night. I got so weak when that one really swoll kid wearing the pink Ralphy got so geeked up at that scandalous video."
"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."
"Yeah I know man. That's the Wyo for ya."
by whatupwhatup0202 July 26, 2009
Get the Wyoming High School mug.Someone who sells drugs, mostly weed in a high school enviroment. Usually they do not weigh there product, and never have anything over a couple of dimes. Its best to avoid there product because from past experience it is usually shwag weed.
Jim: Hey man watsup, ill get a quarter
High School Dealer: the fucks that?
Jim: Ummmm...you know, a quarter of an ounce..
High School Dealer: So whats that 2 dimes?
Jim: You know what...on second thought, never mind
High School Dealer: the fucks that?
Jim: Ummmm...you know, a quarter of an ounce..
High School Dealer: So whats that 2 dimes?
Jim: You know what...on second thought, never mind
by 420alldayeveryday December 1, 2006
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