John

Nonsensical euphemism for any noun (usually a penis,) often used jokingly or to self-censor in public.
1: "DUUUUDE! I hit my fucking John!"
2: "What?"
1: "MY JOHN! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE JOHN!"
2: "Travis, what the hell are you talking about?"
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A common name for boys from different backgrounds, derived from the Hebrew word Yohannan, meaning "God is Gracious."
John is so basic.
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An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.
by NotJohnR January 21, 2022
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John is a man with a small penis, but the size of his big head makes up for it
Wow have you seen the size of John’s big head and I’m not talking about the one in his pants!!
by Mrs_B_12 November 23, 2021
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John is an unusual gem. He's strong, athletic, ripped, handsome, and especially extremely smart. He loves to laugh and different things and can sometimes be a goofball! But will always get very serious when need be and take control of the situation. Women love him as he is very good in bed and always the dominant one. John can be a true gentleman when he keeps his ego in check and always protective of those he loves! A smart Chad at the end of the day.
John is such a cool guy! I would love to meet John. Damn did you hear about that John guy?
by lowellkjx February 03, 2021
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John literally just did a double windmill from halfcourt on Obama. I want to kiss him so badly.
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he is so John
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