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chinese blue balls 

When you've been craving Chinese food and your friend promises she'll go with you.... then bails.
Grace and I had been planning on going to PF Changs for months. When we finally picked a date she ghosted me! Now I'm stuck with Chinese blue balls!

Highland Blue Bomber 

Taking a shit while getting a blowjob, through a hole, in the basket of a hot air ballon while floating over a crowd.
As the shadow lommed overhead his face revolsed in horror as he realised he was about to receive a Highland Blue Bomber.

prism blue

A exotic colour used by the wonderful Bob Ross
"Prism blue is a strong colour"
prism blue by Freeky Seals August 12, 2017

maggoty blue horrors 

When you shit your self when you drunk

That's when your in the "maggoty blue horrors"
Look at that chap down the ally ,, yah that chaps in the maggotys "maggoty blue horrors"
maggoty blue horrors by Paveeee September 15, 2017

ole blue 

The most ghett ford on the earth. It smells like stogie and ganj and has stains all over the seats. It breaks down all the time it's a piece of shit. It's slow stinky and scratchy
Look at ole blue it's so fucking ghett
ole blue by Ole blue ghett September 27, 2017

kentucky blue balls 

When a man sexual assaults a woman and she refuses to reciprocate so then he has Kentucky blue balls.
He got Kentucky blue balls because he couldn’t finish his load.