ass berry

Piles or Ass hemorrhoids. Small "berries" of irritated flesh accumulating around the Anus Area. Caused by poor circulation from sitting for long one's butt too much or aggressive anal sex.

My ass berry started bleeding again after I took that last dump and wiped too hard.

by Saint tenten October 27, 2007

ass bunnies

Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.

"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"

by Habeeb March 23, 2008

Ass-mat

Third of six levels of Ass
An amusing way to insult a friend.

He would lend me a dollar, Adam is such an Ass-mat.

by Two Morons From Orillia June 12, 2003

Candy Ass

A little pussy that will never get dirty and let his ass get kicked all to hell before he will fight back.

It's just a flesh wound, so quit crying you little candy ass.

by common sense September 29, 2003

swamp ass

excessive buildup of moisture around your "junk"

I was sitting in the library when I got the worst case of swamp ass.

by Pitt Rules Bitch February 9, 2003

Fat Ass

Someone with a very wide region for their ass to occupy in the world. They are usally made fun of their big ass

ass
region

"Hey Fat Ass! Don't down, your big ass might break it!"

by UrbanTeen May 3, 2006

wet ass

1. Usually what you get when you have a wet, moist, hot steamy smelly fart.

2. A person who has a smelly sweaty ass all of the time.
(A)- If you are sitting in a cloth covered chair the smell is always trasfered to the seat.
(B) - If you are sitting in a plastic chair it always leaves you sweaty ass condesation prints on the seat.

1). Friend - Jim did you fart?
Jim - Yes and now I a have a bad case of wet ass

2).
(A) - Take a wiff of this seat cusion. Jim has a case of the wet ass.
(B) - Gawd damm. look at that chair, Jim must have a wet ass.

by Keystone Coppers June 2, 2007