dirty dog cunt

A fucking dirty scoundrel, words to describe someone worse than a plain dog or cunt.

"Your a fucken dirty dog cunt mate", "Fuck off outa here".

by aussie bloke September 7, 2006

drug dog scam

a classic scam used by police officers to get probable cause for warrantless search and seizure and/or arrest.

First, they ask permission to search your property (for example, a car or backpack). You say no because you have rights. Then they bring a dog around to sniff your property. Regardless of what the dog does, they claim that the dog has detected drugs, explosives, or a body. At that point, you may be under arrest, and anything you have can be seized, and possibly never returned, under Civil Asset Forfeiture laws.

Dude: "Hey did you hear about how Ethel Hylton's life savings and insurance settlement were confiscated at an airport and never returned?"

Guy: "Bullshit."

Dude: "For real, it was a drug dog scam. Google that shit!"

Guy: "Damn, that's fucked up."

by pseudoanonymous July 4, 2009

Idaho Chili-Dog

1. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is the result of some Male Correctional Facility "love" within a restroom stall right after the receiver finishes moving his bowels.

2. (noun) An Idaho Chili-Dog is a result of anal sex after the female has finished taking a dump (preferably before she wipes) or before she has time to clean her anal area.

Dennis got a nasty Idaho Chili-Dog after his cell mate had diarreah.

I was so horny I fucked her in the ass before she had time to wash, and wound up with an Idaho Chili-Dog.

by Raw Diggem AKA Dick Hardagin October 20, 2010

I dond dog

A phrase popularized by the CS:GO youtuber Anomaly.

Russian: your mother
Anomaly: your father
Russian: is autist
Anomaly: your dog
Russian: i dond dog

by Erk212121 February 18, 2019

Alabama Cozy Dog

The act of rubbing two penis’s together until they ejaculate onto one another much like dry humping or tit fucking.

I was with my friend last night and we both had a major boner so we had an Alabama Cozy Dog.

by Crazybird69 May 18, 2021

dog don’t hunt

Verb meaning whatever you’re discussing isn’t going to work, you lack proper equipment, what was proposed is unacceptable or lacking significantly. My son asked me to check his room to see if it was clean. I glanced around his bedroom and exclaimed, “Timmy, that dog don’t hunt.”

I glanced down at my engagement ring and looked at my new fiancé in disgust and said “Billy, that dog don’t hunt”

by Mctastic1113 March 16, 2021

Raw Dog on the Hog

"Raw Dog on the Hog" is the act of going condomless on a fatty.

Jeff and I both left empty handed, but David was over there in the Jurassic Park arcade booth going "Raw Dog on the Hog" with that girl he met in the Del Taco parking lot 7 minutes ago.

by bEnharmony July 24, 2012