Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
by Bello Profugho November 7, 2020
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At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.
by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012
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National fuck your best friend day means you are able to fuck your bestie for the whole day of september 22 aka a whole 24hrs
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This term typically refers to the friend who denies plans all the time just to jork his/her peen to the thought of his/her friends
Mary: Hey johnson wanna hang out later
Johnson: no
Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*
Johnson: no
Mary: okay
Johnson: *jorks his peen to the thought of mary bc hes the rick friend*
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