big juicy purple penis

when a mans penis becomes hard big purple and juicy

"jacks penis became big juicy purple penis after he fucked nick last night"

big juicy purple penis by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

uncircumcised monkey penis 

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

uncircumcised monkey penis by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

National cut off a man's penis day 

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!

Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it

National cut off a man's penis day by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021

Mid Life Penis

When you're afraid your dick will never work again, so you say and do anything to get laid. Holding a guitar in your hand helps in the process as well as hanging out with very drunken barflys hags.

Bobby is going through Mid Life Penis. He just took home another cocksucking drunk chick. I heard she puked on his dick.

Mid Life Penis by J,T, T, P June 22, 2008

How Big Is Your Penis?

Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.

Dexter: Bro I just got to level 138 on Runescape!!!!!
Paul: Wait, how big is your penis?

How Big Is Your Penis? by The B Master March 20, 2011

dog penis 

Everyone's seen that pecilar peice of pink skin protrude from a hairy dog penis. When you roll you tounge into a tube, stick it out and gently tickle your lover anywhere you want, particuarly the anus. It works best when you make it a suprise. And it feels just like a dog penis.

Timmy demanded i bend over for some sodomy the next thing i knew i felt delicate moist flesh tickling me in the sphincter. I asked him what the hell he was doing and he responded "dog penis biatch." and smashed a two-by four over my head. By the way timmy is my Cocker Spaniel. But the tounge works too!

dog penis by Chucky Clark May 1, 2005

small penis 

Term used to describe anyone who is of an enviable lifestyle, yet dosen't seem to desrve it. Used by jealous people who are somewhere around the average.

That guy only bought a ferrari coz he gots a small penis.

small penis by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006