Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

hand banana

another term for dick...

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.

by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024

your existence license, hand it over

a quote made by despair to let you know you are about to die

despair: your existence license, hand it over
person: oh shit

by markoii April 2, 2022

Mohamed Hand

He is really buff and will fuck you up if you mess with him but he is also a good friend who likes to choke his friends a lot overall he is pretty chill

Dang Mohamed hand is really lit

by The infamous b-bag October 16, 2018

HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.

I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.

by Wowser97 March 2, 2021

Shit in your hand and clap

A phrase that displays disdain, anger or frustration.

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!

by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024