Double sausage

When you fucked yourself.

For example, when you get on the plane and forgot to bring a book and headphones. You double sausaged.

by Doublesausagequeen December 26, 2019

Double dipping

When a man decides to step out of your relationship to check out the field, and then attempts to return.

No, we’re not getting back together, I have a strict no double dipping policy. What do you think this is, salsa?

by HealthyMomNextDoor December 28, 2019

Double Decker

When you take a shit in the toilet tank instead of the toilet bowl.

Guy 1: Dude I just took a Double Decker!

Guy 2: Aw no way man, right in the hotel bathroom! Right on!

by Triangle smacker December 29, 2019

Double trouble

Alternating from the pussy to the butt over and over again

Katie: “Colby both feels so good can we double trouble?!”

by Mo-nica May 5, 2019

bull double riding

When a male fucks a bull while riding it.

Denim: I heard that my cousins are busy bull double riding.
Sky: Seriously— (vomits)

by Blues and Dumbness May 7, 2019

Double commando

Going double commando refers to going out without your phone or a watch on

What time is it? I've come out double commando

by markymoo72 May 8, 2019

Double Bono

Scoring a "zero" in two or more aspects/categories of any type of game. Being so disengaged and useless that your teammates literally forgot you were playing for awhile there.

Uh oh - did you really just get 0 kills and 0 damage? Bro, you just pulled a Double Bono!

by TreyPuttz May 9, 2019