Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Bestie Time is the Best Time

Bestie time is the Best Time is a phrase that we use to describe a time when we are gonna be seeing our besties!

Bestie time is the best time with Nat!

by JIMMY JOHN JOE JIM BOP February 28, 2022

Time trials

Whenever you give your girl a whole bottle of laxatives before doing the deed. After she ingests the laxative you have to try and finish before she shats on yo shit cuh

I tried some Time Trials with my girl last night, and she shit everywhere.

by WillyBe November 4, 2024

TMNT 3 Turtles in Time

The best film of all time.
Also a holy text

Most blu rays of this film have a trump 2020 dollar bill, a picture of Jesus Christ, a picture of yellow penguin toad, and a poster of Lanky Kong

Dude is that TMNT 3 Turtles In Time? The best film ever?

by SANS UNDERTRAEL March 6, 2020

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 16, 2017

Full time Jobs

Apparently a consequence for being able-bodied

I know I am physically able to work full time jobs, but it is boring and i want to freeload

by tecopux June 2, 2022

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023