John Updick

The act of sliding the male genitalia up the rectum of one or more students attempting to write an essay about the american author John Updike
"Hey did you finish the essay?"

"Yeah, but I was getting a John Updick the entire time"
by NiggerFaggot1234 July 12, 2017
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John Snow

An old man’s white pubic hair that is overgrown with his penis barely poking out.
The dressing room door was open and I saw that man’s John Snow.
by ForrestBeau June 22, 2024
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john snow

-- WTF, don't you even know who is elected last night?
-- Wait, what? I guess I am just being john snow again.
by donaldrump November 15, 2016
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William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.
Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.
by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021
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john mac bonnett

john mac bonnett created the term "mung"
by almond.moose August 22, 2021
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Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina
OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor
by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 21, 2017
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Training John

Bob love Training John while going on xvideos
by Anon Skeptic October 06, 2017
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