New law

Adults can no longer make top ramen for kids with the name Trenton!!!

New law says We can not make top ramen for Trenton anymore

by Valleykid November 7, 2020

New Years Day

The day marking the beginning of a new year in which many people get drunk and party. They also believe this day to be a new beginning to become a new person. This day also marks the beginning of the yearly struggle where you write the wrong year when you date your papers. New Years Day is January 1 oof each year.

It's New Years Day! I plan to lose weight this year, that is, after I party with my friends tonight. Or maybe I'll start the next day...I'll start next week. A good New Years Revolution, right?

by LlovelyLlama June 9, 2015

NEW WORD

NEW WORD means making a new word in the Urban Dictionary.

Ima make a NEW WORD on Urban Dictionary

by nice nice nice nice nice December 8, 2020

New Scot

A non-native person living in Scotland who supports Scottish Nationalism.

She’s not English/German/American, she’s a New Scot.

by PizzaDog123 July 29, 2022

New York Yanker

A group of New Yorkers go out and buy a dollar slice for every member of the group. They then get in a circle and start violently masturbating using the pizza as a fleshlight. The last one to finish has to drink the gallon jug of previously gathered rhinoceros semen and eat all of the pizza.

"Did you get the rhino cum?" "Alright! Lets go hit the New York Yanker!"

by newyorker51 October 12, 2023

Challenging the herd with new and bold thinking

Being racist

White writer: "I am challenging the herd with new and bold thinking"
- "So you are racist and think a poc is 'culturally appropriating' white people by bleaching their hair."

by Unheardofbs September 21, 2022

New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021