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Golden Seal

In various state prison system, this refers to the discharge certificate issued to an inmate when they have served their complete sentence, including any parole or probation. The certificate bears a gold-foil seal.
I received my golden seal back in 2022, so I have no time left on that sentence.
by GXGB December 24, 2025
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Goldilocks zone

1, habitable range from the sun
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
I'm so happy....i just found I'm in the goldilocks zone,😊
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
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Golden Corral

When your addicted to eating your own boogers and can’t stop picking them and/or eating them, so you stay picking and eating
She can’t be hungry, she’s a self sufficient Golden Corral
by NikkiNuggets January 3, 2026
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Golden corral

Verb - To Golden Corral someone - when two people are having sex in the shower and a third person comes into the bathroom and pees in the shower.
Joe golden corralled us earlier in the shower.

I just golden corralled Steve and Mary.
by Justphishin January 12, 2026
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Goldfish Dick

When a man fucks someone that is constipated anally and the shit goes up the dicks urethra. Then when the man goes to pee, a strand of shit comes out the dick instead. Looking like when a goldfish is pooping.
I fuck this bitch that had to take a shit and now I got goldfish dick!
by Bobby Sirhc January 13, 2026
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Goldprint

The ideal version of something that should serve as the standard for anything related to it.
- "Who do you think the best living man is?"

"Mark Ruffalo. He's the goldprint."
by BlackPickle_ January 21, 2026
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Goldfish Fallacy

Avoiding accountability for a prior claim by pretending to not recall stating the claim, thereby avoiding the need to defend, retract, or reconcile it with current claims.
I hate Jeffery, I always knew he was terrible.
You said Jeffery was in the right last week.
No I did not, I do not remember saying that.
That is a Goldfish Fallacy, there is hard evidence of you saying that.
by Vixo38 January 26, 2026
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