The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
Get the Heavier handedmug. Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person
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Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
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Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
Get the Second-hand laughsmug. When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
Get the No handed spaghetti eating contestmug. She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
Get the Professional Hand Clownmug. "Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020
Get the Helping Handmug. a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl
by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022
Get the hand sanitizermug. When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
Get the Poo handmug.