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Heavier handed

What a cop calls his public policy when he wants to look tougher to his viewing audience.
The cop wasn't getting any respect, so he tried to start heavier handed policies to fuck with people more and get their attention, since he thought nobody could get hit with a heavier hand and keep going. He thought that way because he was a joke.
by Solid Mantis April 2, 2020
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Second-hand laughs

Where one person in a group finds something way funnier than everyone else and everyone starts to laugh at that person

or

Where one person's laugh is so funny that you laugh at it rather than whatever their laughing at.
My friend couldn't stop laughing at cats on YouTube and we all got second-hand laughs off him
by chundercat52 September 10, 2012
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No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.
I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.
by UHIT September 19, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
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Helping Hand

Helping Hand: One you borrow off your partner when you fancy "a quick one off the wrist".
"Hey, wife: I want to crack one off and I've fallen out with my fingers so they're not speaking to me. Can I borrow some of yours? I need a Helping Hand...
by gmaleshemalefemalewhale December 4, 2020
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hand sanitizer

a chemical compound used to clean your hands and was a BIG THING in 2020 but now people just put scent in it. but honestly non flavored is better than coke ngl
bro this is 2020 go put on hand sanitizer covid type shit
by thefunniman10102020 October 26, 2022
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Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
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