hands-eye coordination

The only benefit of playing video games (especially for hours on end) that children can easily mention, while all the others are the negative effects of excessive gaming

When my mom asks about all the time I spend gaming, I just tell her my hands-eye coordination is getting epic—it's the only benefit she acknowledges!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022

Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

Still Hand

The person in a fixed card game who is dealt the winning hand.

Kid can sniff out a still hand from a mile away.

by PCooper May 6, 2008

Dropping hands

To get in a fight

That guy is going to make me start dropping hands

by Scp6000live April 11, 2024

bare hand

The act of masturbation when you are alone

I was bare handing when he came

by Txghyiol June 26, 2017