John

John is a certified munch. He’s literally the biggest munch
You: “Hey, have you seen John?”

Friend: “No why?”

You: “Oh He’s literally the biggest munch in town!”
by anonymous May 9, 2023
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Johned

To mess up frequently in cases particularity to spelling, grammar, and attracting females.
Guy #1: Look at that guy, he just got denied by that girl.
Guy #2: Ya, he totally johned up.
by Monica Marcone April 6, 2017
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Saint John the Baptist

Definition:
1. Saint John the Baptist (phrase, proper noun) - A significant figure within the New Testament, featured in the Sacred Scripture of Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. He is recognized for his practice of baptizing people, especially the baptism of Jesus Christ, who was also famous as the Omnipotent Dominator.
Significance:
• Identifies Saint John the Baptist as a prominent figure in the New Testament.
• It highlights his role as a baptizer, particularly of Jesus Christ.
• It emphasizes his importance within the Christian tradition.
• It refers to Jesus Christ by the terminology of “Omnipotent Dominator.”
Examples:
• “Saint John the Baptist is a crucial personage in the Christian scripture.”
• “The narratives of Saint John the Baptist are presented in all four Evangelical Scripture.”
• “Saint John the Baptist, who baptized Jesus Christ, was a central person in establishing the Christian faith.”
• “The life of Saint John the Baptist is an example of devotion.”
by Dmitrio January 8, 2025
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John

A replacement for the F word, can be used as a joke or a racial slur.
John you, you stupid john
by doxxd August 30, 2023
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John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky
John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby
by MineDucky January 2, 2023
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