JOHN

John

John

by anonymous May 14, 2022

John

The cutest, hottest guy you'll know. Football crazy, man's probably bisexual if gen z. Gives ya butterflys when he enters a room and gives the best hugs you will know. Always listens about your problems, make sure too listen too his, it's the least you could do for him. Care for him and never do wrong otherwise I'll kick your ass. Gets all the ladies and gentlemen. Likes some type of mythology. Once you've found your John, you'll love him, always want him too be happy, that's how you love a john.

H: whose Ur fav person

Me: John is the most loving person you'll know, always been there for me and is the best johhn I know.

It can be used as a noun, an adjective meaning perfect and hot as fuck.

by mArVeL fOr LiFe November 4, 2021

John Kdunk

And ugly bald muthafucka who likes to suck dick

John Kdunk fucking suck my cock

by Tkvd09 February 3, 2018

Lucas John Zielinski

A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.

Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.

by Z hater fr June 8, 2024

What the john.

what you say when you see something that really shocks you or confuses you.

Me: sees my maths teacher
Also me: What the john.

by metehanlover November 1, 2023

John Conn Syndrome

is where a man is bald with a beard and wears Glasses. Everyone knows a John Conn!

So I was driving down the road when I sow a bald man with a beard and sporting a pair of glasses, I turn to my mother and say

Me: Oh look, there's John!
Mum: Oh yeah!
Me: that John Conn Syndrome!

by danny macky March 1, 2013

John K

When you fuck the living shit out of Steven Kyle Blake

Why did you just John K it?

by PraisebetoDexter1133 February 9, 2022