Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.
by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015
Get the Martini Dickmug. the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate
ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-
by horsecocktime November 29, 2018
Get the Dick Whippingmug. When a man masturbates in a body of water (hot-tub, pool, lake) just as he is about to ejaculate he sticks only his dick-head out of the water and the spurts of jism look like a whale spouting water while surfacing.
I was in the hotel pool and pulled The Moby Dick but there were no towels around to clean up. I hope the chlorine is strong.
by Bewls Rules June 4, 2010
Get the The Moby Dickmug. by Tpain1978 March 25, 2019
Get the Bees dickmug. an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.
by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009
Get the zeus dickmug. When your dick has so much skin that you can pull it out on the sides and it looks like a rag of some sort.
by Cot harl April 15, 2009
Get the Rag Dickmug. 1. That kid there has 'Got The Dick'
2. Dont mess with that kid hes got the dick
man 1: I heard he raped his lemon grass pigeon.
man 2: well he has got the dick
man 1: aw yer ay
2. Dont mess with that kid hes got the dick
man 1: I heard he raped his lemon grass pigeon.
man 2: well he has got the dick
man 1: aw yer ay
by nicholls1993 March 29, 2009
Get the Got The Dickmug.