hard cum

a solid coming out of your penis

is this cum

yea its hard cum

hard cum by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

ninja cum 

Ninja Cum: (1) The act of cumming inside of somebody without them ever knowing. (2) Also, the act of cumming on an unsuspecting victim without them knowing.

(1) Girl: Well that was fun, sorry you didn't finish Guy: I liked it ... one week later. Guy to Friend: I totally ninja came (past tense of ninja cum)

(2) Person 1: (time to ninja cum) *jerk, jerk, jerk* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *SPPPLOOOOOOSSSSHHHHH* Person 2: *yawn* Person 1: *silent zip* well, see you later. Person 2: bye

ninja cum by will foster April 14, 2008

Designated Cum Dumpster 

During a multiple partner sexual scenario, if one female is not on birth control and another is, the designated cum dumpster is the one who gets the ejaculatory fluids.

Yeah man, in that three-some last night I was tagging Ashley almost the whole time but she wasn't on the pill, but Tina was the designated cum dumpster . I had to drop my load in her. Dear God, I hope she doesn't miss a dose. That'd be one ugly fucking baby.

Designated Cum Dumpster by righteousavenger March 5, 2011

san diego cum guzzler 

The act of cumming into a bowl, or other container, and having your bitch, male or female, guzzle (eat) it up. well making cookie monster sounds.

Cindy: i want a san diego cum guzzler

Big rob: bitch eat my cum

san diego cum guzzler by BIGballs765 March 11, 2009

Barrel-O-Cum 

A fifty gallon barrel of steamy man smegma that is bought and traded on the open market. The demand of these barrel's directly reflects the amount of salty cum you may find in a rotten cunt's dirty mouth.

Hey Bob, did you see how much cum Wanda drank last night? It must have been at least a Barrel-O-Cum!

Barrel-O-Cum by jtcjr13 July 31, 2009

super ultra mega cum shot 

when a guy cum shots in a girl's ass three times in a row, and then the girl farts and the cum flies all over the place.

Dude, i super ultra mega cum shot Rebecca last night, some of it got into my eye.

super ultra mega cum shot by prostaho69 May 20, 2007

Cottage Cum 

When the off product of sexual activity after orgasm is chunky, like cottage cheese.

Everything was going great until she cottage cummed all over my backpack...not cool man.

Cottage Cum by 7brett7 March 2, 2008