Farted In

To Fart In (something) (someone) ect,

Man: Hahaha, I farted in your mug!
Man2: Why, Discusting!

by That One Guy Thats Dead10101 March 26, 2021

Fart

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"I farted, it tickled, my butt cheeks jiggled it was hot, it was burnin', so I did it again."

by Queefmonster69 January 7, 2023

Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

sniffing a fart

a sour countenance

Larry: Did you see Sylvester Stallone on TV last night ?
Mary: No, why ?
Larry: He always looks as if he is sniffing a fart of some sort.
Mary: Yes, you are right, I've noticed that too.

by cutthecards December 12, 2023

Smuckin-Fart

Word used to describe someone that is more than just smart, they are F'in smart

Dude, I got an A on the Test! Go Figure, Your Smuckin-Fart!

by BigEasy E January 26, 2011

Meno-farts

When a menopausal women farts

"God you farted loud"
"Sorry I've got the meno-farts"

by Suckyourmumstoes July 31, 2022

Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022