ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

mom typing

Typing ridiculously slow with your pointer finger

When I broke my thumb I was forced to start mom typing.

by ANONOMYOUSXX123XX July 12, 2016

Mom

Moms are the most hard working people on earth. Jobs, your activities, feeding you and many more. If you are sick you would want a mom like mine. ilysm mom.💘💚

I love my mom more than anyone else loves their mom.

by BabyBear877 December 16, 2018

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

ur mom

a cow like human that gave birth a is so fat that is the heaviest animal on earth

person1: i like u

person2: ur mom fat

person1: thank you

by hahahaahahahahahahahahahah February 13, 2022

Your Mom

The best comeback in the world

Guy 1: Hey your penis is a tic tac!!!
Guy 2: No wonder why your moms breath smells so fresh.

by ☆★Midas★☆ November 22, 2021

Your mom

The person that gave birth to you... OBVIOUSLY. It also can be used to insult people in a conversation. If u have no mother, u are not reading this

"your mom so fat she need four legs to walk"

by thegodnamedben123 October 5, 2023