John Waynin it

Not brushing your teeth in the morning. "To just sattle up and ride"

"John waynin it today? Just sattle up and ride huh?

by ByPH October 20, 2015

John Burger

A slur for Ugly white people ( Caucasians and those of the white race ).

"Look at that john burger at dick's sporting good's"
"Yeah fucking whitey!"

by cetifiedslurinator April 4, 2022

John

John is a fat cunt that try’s to sell sweets at school he is blond and doesn’t get any girls at all. he sit and plays his computer all day. He sucks dick because he is gay. He is also really bad a shinty.

Hannah the prostitute and needed John for business and money

by Gamer_goat1987 October 23, 2019

Skippy John Joe

When you hit a guy with a rock, and bite his ear off.

I just skippy John Joe'd my dad.

by Jayden the Maiden March 30, 2024

friar john haircut

The haircut know as a tonsure.
As seen by everyone who watched romeo and juliet in hight school (Not the leonardo one)

Hahaha, that guy's haircut looks like friar John - He's got a friar John haircut,
"Oi, Friar John, come over her and show us your awesome haircut".

by Snh88 February 27, 2020

John Cronined

When you tell someone whatever they want to hear to get them to settle down or go back to work.

This guy asked me when the job would be done so I " john cronined" him and told him it would be don't today!!!!

by Blazenink September 29, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest boyfriends, you couldn’t ask for a better man. Huge dick’s where it counts, looks like jake gyllenhaal but teaches yoga.

You’re boyfriend is so hot, he’s such a John Michael.

by KyDandi April 2, 2022