Hand Beef

Male masturbation

Hey dude what are you doing?
" I'm gonna go back to my room and get me some hand beef"

by TdogNite July 24, 2015

Hospital hands

A response when someone asks if you have a free hand...which u reply "No... But I got hospital hands." And when they ask what's that you say "I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

When someone asks if you have a free hand you respond no I got hospital hands. And when they ask what that means you say I can give u my hands but it will cost you a hospital visit

by Steezmiester January 12, 2022

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018

One handed taco

When you use one hand to jerk off with a tortilla

Michael got denied by every girl at the lake house party so he used the leftover tortillas to do a one handed taco

by Lazy Lola September 14, 2025

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.

Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.

by Juhdd November 3, 2018

come get these hands

A statement made to challenge someone to a fight. fight, fistfight, beatdown, brawl, Worldstar, throw hands, punch, boxing

If you keep talking trash, I'm going to throw you a beating. Alright then, come get these hands.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2016