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friendbo 

Neither accepting nor rejecting a friend request on Facebook. Like limbo.
Sarah decided to keep Carrie in friendbo until she decided whether or not to add Carrie as a friend.
friendbo by saRAHsee April 3, 2009

friendshield 

Verbalized noun: 1) your friend, standing emotionally in front of you purposely taking the bug splats of unfriendliness.

2) The part of your friendship that is transparent enough to overlook your friends oversharing.
1) I normally wouldn't go to one of Tom's partys, he's such an ass; but with Alicia as friendshield it might be fun.
2) Jenny was telling me about her girlfriends yeast infection, now my friendshield's all dirty.
friendshield by Knowmad January 1, 2010

friendly pack 

The pack of cigarettes a non-smoker keeps in their purse/possession for their friends in need of a cigarette.
Morgan: Crap, I'm all out of cigarettes.
Cherish: Here have one of mine.
Morgan: You smoke?
Cherish: No, this is my "friendly pack"
friendly pack by peachypagan March 23, 2010

Friendalanche 

the situation arising from a desire to invite one friend to an event which results in a social obligation to invite a large number of additional friends to said event
Inviting Smiley Sue means you have to invite Laughing Lisa, which then leads to inviting Debbie Downer. And if you invite Debbie Downer, you need to invite Smelly Steve. And so on and so on....

Example: "I would love to invite you to my party, Smiley Sue, but doing so would inevitably lead to a friendalanche."
Friendalanche by MilPhilDil July 1, 2011

Friendnesia 

Friendnesia is when you don't remember or recognize the person who has sent you a friend request on Facebook.
Jack: "Hey Jill, do you know who Little Boy Blue is?"

Jill: "No, Jack. I don't think I've ever heard of him. Why?"

Jack: "Well, he just sent me a friend request and I don't remember him or recognize him from his picture."

Jill: "Ah, a case of friendnesia, eh? I get that sometimes too."
Friendnesia by Word Johnson November 10, 2011

Friendquilibrium 

Reaching and maintaining a friendship equilibrium where everyone gets along very well with no issues or drama.
Kate: We had a really great friendship equilibrium going on, now that Jordan is back he might ruin it!
Jess: Yes, our friendquilibrium is in danger.
Friendquilibrium by double-liker December 19, 2011