September 2

Usually a bearded man who loves to do graffiti. He spends most of his time trying to do everything for his girlfriend. 6 minutes and 18 seconds.

Wow ur birthday is September 2 . you poop 6 minutes and 18 seconds!

by Orė-shwæx December 16, 2021

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Super Mario Flash 2

A cool game.

I used to play Super Mario Flash 2.

by Debskelly1985 April 04, 2023

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2 Showers a day depressed

A Depression much different then your average I haven’t showered in two weeks depression. People may take these showers to be alone or to cry, or just to sit in the hot water for an hour and overthink everything questioning their existence. Showers are usually taken 2-3 times a day.

Bob: I haven’t showered in 3 weeks I- I smell like shit
Tiffany: lmao I showered 3 hours ago and I plan to do it again.

Bob: and that’s on 2 showers a day depressed

by Disposeahoe.com September 23, 2020

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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 19, 2024

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Damital 2 L

Newest drug made to combat the disease known as

Syphagonaherpatitus. The drug is highly controversial, many of the ingredients can cause serious side effects. (including debilitating pain, suicidal thoughts, hot flashes) But it has a 98% success rate. The tag line is "Just yell Damital 2 L, if you're tired of SGH*".

*Syphagonaherpatitus

Joe: They say that new Damital 2 L is a wonder drug.
Bob: Yeah, wonder if it will heal you or kill you.

by Lostboy813 September 20, 2023

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