Dumpster dick

Having sex with 2 (or more) females at least 1 hour apart within 24 hours and having not showered

Dave has dumpster Dick after banging those 2 girls last night

by Eldrifto December 10, 2013

Dick Shelf

A place for a man to rest his penis after sex.

Friend 1: Aw man I just had the best threesome of my life, mind if I use this as a dick shelf?
Friend 2: Dude, that's my keyboard!

or

Friend 2: Dude, that's my girlfriend's head!
Friend 1: Yea, she makes a good dick shelf.

by FishHookers February 24, 2008

big dicking it

When you are playing poker and you have the most chips and are able to chip bully. You have the biggest dick in the game, and make sure that everyone else knows it.

I was playing poker with tom and he was totally big dicking it, and the game was no fun.

by mmhmm216+1+65 August 30, 2011

From the Dick

From the beginning; i.e. A date that was told and promised.

I told you from the dick that tonight we were going out.

by RJigga June 11, 2006

zeus dick

an intoxicated male is erect, but has the ability not cum if he so chooses. The ability to stay hard and not cum is called Zeus Dick.

I railed this chick last night and tour her pussy up for four hours with my zeus dick.

by the greenbowen madman October 23, 2009

Martini Dick

Rich people don't want that poor people dick, they want that martini dick. Martini sugar is placed around the penis then an umbrella is stuck in the urethra.

Mr. Gates wanted that martini dick so bad he made a watch worth $10,000.

by GoosyGooseMcGoossinberg March 30, 2015

Dick Whipping

the dick whipping concept is where if you have a dick it has to be 100% ready to be whipped at all times or else you get fucking shot or beat to death. 1000% mortality rate

ALEX: HEY IZUNNA ARE YOU READY FOR DICK WHIPPING TIME.
IZUNNA: OH NO I FORGOT IT WAS DICK WHIPPING TIME.
ALEX: OH I GUESS ITS TIME FOR YOU TO DIE -Whips out his monster cock and slaps him in face multiple times until death-

by horsecocktime November 29, 2018