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Chestnut-head motherfucker 

A person with a grossly misshapen head, who most likely fucks their own mother all day long.
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suicide head 

the act of sucking a mans dick, who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car, while you are driving (foot on the pedal) and he steers while you are pleasuring him. Suicide head.
"I gave him a awesome hand job driving down the freeway then followed it up with suicide head"
suicide head by lwells January 11, 2012

poptart head

someones square or rectangularish shaped head
your head is so squarish

its called a poptart head,duh
poptart head by aismyname August 6, 2014

Race head 

Getting head from your passenger while you are driving your vehicle in a race
Dude, I got race head on the drag strip last night!
Race head by Lotus220 October 13, 2014

Chopper Head

When a persons head is shaped in a way that makes you take a second glance

"That guys got a fucking chopper head"
That guy has got a fucking chopper head
Chopper Head by Timmx December 29, 2014

Microwave head 

Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.
Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*
Microwave head by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015