When being blue balled by a girl, any man can utilize dead man’s hand. Wait for the girl to sleep and gently put her hand on your phallus whilst you fantasize about her jerking you off.
Chad: “So Brad, did you get lucky with Jessica last night?
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
Brad: “Nah dude, she blue balled me. I used the dead man’s hand though, so eventually she made me jizz.”
Chad: “Awesome”
by Anonymos Maximus July 12, 2021
Get the Dead man’s handmug. by Lyricalallnighter March 31, 2023
Get the hand dangmug. Tem: Hamds up! Hand over da muns!
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*
Hooman: *is scared*
Tem: *demands your muns*
Hooman: *give Tem da muns*
by Dusty Dustington *dusts reader October 9, 2021
Get the hand over da munsmug. When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.
Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.
by Bkow March 16, 2017
Get the Hand grenademug. by PCooper May 6, 2008
Get the Still Handmug. by fungboi January 23, 2023
Get the Sinful Handmug. 