you play golf

The single worst roast you can recieve.

Jacob: ur mom gay
Me: shut the fuck up you play golf
Jacob: *dies*

by GravityIsUp March 27, 2018

Now you know

What you say after you have informed someone with information they did not know

"Wow I never learned that men have the same thing that's inside of a vagina is inside of our assholes in my health class." "Now you know". " why didn't they teach us that? This whole time I could been using my vagina that's in my ass".

by Thm4754574 May 14, 2016

Hit you in the mouth

To inform or awaken a person about a hidden agenda, meme or practice, currently being propagated by the powers that be.

Adam hit you in the mouth about trains being a superior form of transportation and planes being an inferior one, when he shared the article promoting high-speed rail.

by Human Resource 33 August 11, 2011

sucks you up

Blow Job.

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BLAZE WARPANDA(YouTube)

Your girl sucks you up?

by BLAZE WARPANDA(YouTube) February 9, 2018

you kinda sus

You're small sus
Sus:suspicious

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Amogus

Ngl (not gonna lie) you kinda sus

by 69 years ago May 27, 2021

you know why...

often said when someone does or says something stereotypically Maori, such as stealing or going to KFC.
you know why... its because your Maori.

Nathan: bro i got me a mean feed at kfc last night
Josh: you know why...

by hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhaha July 18, 2010

you ain't marcin

being the complete opposite of what is hot, sexy, irresistible, and delicious

boy you better take those skinny jeans off, you ain't marcin!

by dreadful June 30, 2009