Simp

A meaningless word used by incels who want to feel superior to guys who get female attention. One of the many forms of cope enacted by incels.
It's supposed to refer to men who try way too hard to get female attention, usually by blowing tons of money on gifts they don't want and putting down themselves and other men, but has of course been reduced to a war cry shouted by dipshits who can't stand seeing normal people having relationships with the opposite sex.

Jim: I bought my girlfriend a new watch for her birthday.
Rodger: Fucking simp, I bet she's cheating on you because women are whores.
Jim: And you wonder why you don't get any bitches?

by picka sadbadmadhead dookie :( November 15, 2023

Simp

Simp:/sImp/ noun, plural: simps

A word used to call تارك الصلاة

Why didn't you pray with us.
Are you a simp!

by Endromahdi November 20, 2023

Simp

1. Judah
2. A dude who randomly gives a girl $100

Judah gave a girl $100 for touching him. Judah is a Simp.

by Guy420MC November 30, 2023

Simp

Phamous#5429818 from Call of Duty, literal definition of a 'simp'

Phamous... what a simp that bloke is... Guess who also thinks this along with all his mates, must be true.

by Blanchy__ December 2, 2023

Simp

Lily

You simp, Lily.

by iwuehfiwhfi3w February 15, 2024

simp

a word that aisr boys use when theyre lonely and cant pull so they take it out on boys that are normal

normal boy: *doesnt start screaming at a girl for not passing or whatever*
aisr fucked up boy: BROOOO OMG U SIMP SHES SO BAD

by username7335 February 19, 2024

Simp

Someone is who simple minded, pleb, pillock or fucking idiot.

Friend: **Insert something stupid**

You: "No, you simp"

by NovaScorpio February 23, 2024