minion penis

to be roughly fucked until you cant think

Person 1: Hey, can you minion penis me
Person 2: I might later

by ECTheTrashcan August 31, 2022

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

penis

a small penis that men wish was bigger

man 1 my penis is small

by anonymous January 9, 2021

Penis

What a 4th Grade girl searches up when they first heard of sex.

Person 1: That’s a fine looking penis...
Person 2: Yeah.....
Person 1: Whats that?.. Is that the head?
Person 2: Yeah......
Person 1: And the BALLS?
Person 2: YEAH.......
Person 1: Looks good huh..........

by Ball busting, wax play December 30, 2020

Penis

Penis is the little pendulum hanging around your legs (in between to be specific) it can produce you but different and it can be hard as a rock or soft as a feather also the counterpart of the female version

name 1: Hey! Have you heard of something "rock hard"?
name 2: Uhhh no??
name 1: Its my penis!!

by crowzoneeee February 6, 2025

penis

a long, floppy or hard part of the male anatomy, it can be small (0-5in) or long (6-in). you can also have a shower or a grower. it is also used for sex witch you will never have you are on urban dictionary looking up penis u no pussy getting bitch .

person 1:omg did u see the no pussy getting mark used his penis to have sex and now has a child

person 2: dats cap mother fucker

by the cod nerd definer May 31, 2023

penis Wennis

when a women has a dick also known as a shemale

Josh: hey is becky a penis Wennis?
Nathan: Yea shes a dude

by Hey man its me dickman May 17, 2018