Golden Hippo

Can be used as a noun or a verb, means to be Bloated and full of piss

John Marston was a golden hippo and felt like he was about to burst

by Doglogbog June 3, 2025

golden boy

A very tall, very athletic, young boy who is respected amongst peers, probably plays basketball, football, good at every ball he touches. May have blonde hair.

Coach: "Dude, this guy is 6'2 at 12 and is SUCH a good center for us"
Coach 2: "Yeah, he's a golden boy"

by Smurkio June 16, 2025

Golden odin

When you take the mouth of your partner stretch it open and shove a baseball bat down her throat. You're doing this all while your friend is giving you love bumps from the back.

This is when things get a little spicy you had previously eaten some hot peppers and when you shit you have your buddy matt spoon feed it to you finally you finish your manly duties and go to bed. Its ok you'll shower in the morning.

While brushing my teeth i was thinking about how good a golden odin would be.

by Christan writes June 19, 2025

Golden Pipe

When two men put the same metal straw in their urethras together and pee

Me and Anthony Leo ran a Golden Pipe yesterday

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Golden Freddy-ing

Verb - the act of sitting slouched on the floor similar to golden freddy from FNAF

"Yeah man! You should've seen how drunk he was last night, he was Golden Freddy-ing next to the toilet for hours!

by worserwinner7 June 20, 2025

Goldpilled

A philosophy where a man rejects both modern tradcon and modern progressive relationship expectations that place the burden of provision, protection, relationship labour disproportionately on men. Goldpilled men seek reciprocal value be it economic, emotional, or practical from women in relationships. The standard that both parties bring something to the table.

Coined in early 2025 particularly on Twitter/X and men's blogging platforms platforms, the Gold Pill was inspired by pre-gynocentric traditionalist practices like the dowry as a modern interpretation that evolves men's rights thinking beyond the red pill and black pill paradigms. In particular the gold pill rejects the modern focus on romantic love, instead holding up pragmaticism, companionship, reciprocity in it's place.

"Goldpilled means I won’t enter a relationship unless she brings equivalent value. No exceptions."
"She expects gifts, courtship, wealth but brings nothing but showing up? Hard pass. I’m goldpilled."
"Redpill is identification of an asymmetry. It's the problem. Goldpill is how to restore that balance. It's a solution."

by Low key July 6, 2025

Golden Bob

While getting a blowjob you pee in the girl's mouth

You just gave Karen a golden Bob! Take a list of,

by Ydoctnarg666 October 17, 2025