by JackWhack January 14, 2008

A guy who used to need glasses but doesn’t anymore. These kinds of guys are also fat people who eat everything in their path. They also play soccer and stuff
by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 28, 2025

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.
"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"
by Spike* July 26, 2013

When you’re always on the look out for an opp or someone who could potentially be working amongst the opposition.
by KrazyKing April 11, 2022

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

An extremely overrated eye color. It's very beautiful but sometimes gets too many compliments. 8-10% people worldwide have blue eyes.
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
Eyes blue, like the Atlantic, and I'm going down, like the Titanic
by trulyali November 22, 2021

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023
