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^Words of wisdom by Ted Mosby, when telling the "truth" about Karen. His first girlfriend.
"Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH."
^What he should have said.
by Ms. Barney Stinson June 8, 2010
mugGet the Maybe because I've ALWAYS been faithful to you while you've cheated on me like six times, BITCH.mug.
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by __________E____________ August 11, 2018
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