A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.
Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!
Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*
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