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John

by Mymomsdeadlol February 14, 2022
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Chucking a John

to vomit all over someone's furniture multiple times due to an excess of alcohol.
Bro, he's had like nothing to drink and he's chucking a john all over my shit!
by mulz n sambo October 16, 2010
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John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.
John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.
by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022
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John F. Kennedy

The most open minded president. So open minded his brains spilled on his car and floor.
by I hate nigger faggots September 20, 2023
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John

A pure God Excepted by the Mexicans who typically worships himself
What is that guy doing at that temple
Oh that’s the temple of John
Wait that’s John
by fruit tea April 5, 2022
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John Von Tunzelman

he is an awesome dude that really knows what he is doing. he is always looking out for people and has a very bad sky block addiction but then again he is a chess nerd and will always stand up for his sky block and valorant account but honestly awesome dude and you never would want to lose him and I would want to try to get closer with him
"I wish I could have the john dedication gaming "
John Von Tunzelman - skyblock
by alexthepotato0110 June 13, 2023
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Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.
Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.
by Dragónverde December 1, 2018
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