burning blade of brown

The burning blade of brown is a term used when a male covers his penis in human rectal excretion and sets it alight. Once your blade is burning you proceed to guide it into your lady's back passage.

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Male: I have coated my blade with brown. I have lit the beacon.(puts in lady)
Lady: Oh daddy, your my big boy. Turn me into a shish kabob with your burning blade of brown. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo fuck me in the arse.

by jandal October 5, 2007

brown snake playing peek a boo

When you have to shit really bad and you feel it sliding out of your butthole and you keep having to suck it back in

Dude, I have a huge brown snake playing peek a boo right now!!

by dukeofthecamelsx May 12, 2015

brown eyes wide shut party

A dirty phrase used by Family Guy’s Quagmire in season 12 episode 3 “Quagmire’s Quagmire”.

I gotta go. My and Sonja are suppose to go to a brown eyes wide shut party.

by x50ShadesOfFckdUp June 24, 2018

Doc Brown's Nigga Chicken

the resturaunt "doc brown's chicken" at universal studios hollywood. it is only used when telling another person what resturaunt you want to go to in the theme park.

(at the park with the munchies)

guy1: dude i'm hungry
guy2: so what do you want to eat? how about the jarassic cafe?
guy1: no man i want some...scratch that i need some Doc Brown's Nigga Chicken......NOW!!!

by Snobored April 27, 2010

bludgeon your brown eye blue

To anally "bludgeon" or plunder another's colon to the point of turning it blue.

Cory, don't make me bludgeon your brown eye blue like I did to Fabio lastnight, his asshole is so blue it's truly bludgeoned!

by Alex111aaa March 28, 2009

imma do a chris brown on you

it means you'll beat beat some body up like chris brown did to rihanna

imma do a chris brown on you = hitting or beating somebody up

by s_e_p_h_o_r_a April 17, 2009

Sickly foal from brown desert

The head vampire of forks Phoenix , Carlisle drank from her centuries before .

It still strikes a chord with Esme even all these years later that sickly foal from brown desert was the first from which Carlisle drank .

by Stupid Sexy Flanders December 8, 2021