caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

fart lounge

A slang for the anus/butthole.

Colin:" I'd love to tongue punch Janet in her fart lounge
Austin:"I know man. Who wouldn't?"

by Dr.Filthy June 20, 2016

fart lounge

An alternate term for butthole

I'd love to tongue punch her fart lounge.

by Hi54AtaxXxiA June 19, 2016

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

throwing a fart

When you know you're going to fart, you place one hand perpindicular to your anus, catching your fart, closing your hand into a shallow fist, then moving your fist to the underside of an unsuspecting victims nose and releasing said fart. The effect takes a split second to occur, giving the poop-etrator an opportunity to escape

After a long night of drinking, throwing a fart At his wife was Donnie's only pleasure. The result was vomit

by Barn Animal May 15, 2016

share fart

A share fart is an act of sharing a post, comment, image or other media on one's social media channel by accident. Usually it is followed by an act of deleting the said post, comment or media due to feeling of embarrassment.

Shawn wanted to show a photo of his new girlfriend to his friends, but instead posted it on his FB wall. He totally share farted...

by I, God and Emperor May 18, 2016

Fart Blowing

While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.

Yo dude, I let out the nastiest fart last night and I had to do some fart blowing.

by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016