Quick Cum 

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.

"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."

Quick Cum by Murphy - Permission To Cum May 20, 2009

PUBLIC CUM DUMPSTER 

A woman that provides a service to the community by allowing her vagina to be filled with the male populations unwanted sperm.

I wouldnt date shelly shes a public cum dumpster

PUBLIC CUM DUMPSTER by busterbackdoor April 28, 2008

infected cum bubble 

an insulting word to call someone when you are calling eachother names. Makes them laugh everytime.

them: hoe
you: hooker
them: whore
you: infected cum bubble!

infected cum bubble by Taylor<333 August 17, 2009

Hanky Cum 

when a (clean) handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejacuate

she wanked off his load of hanky cum right into her handkerchief

He jacked off his load of hanky cum into his friends handkerchief

Hanky Cum by hankachoo January 5, 2008

last one to cum 

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.

tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum

last one to cum by Campus Mischief March 28, 2005

Chi Town Cum Shot 

right before you are about to cum, tell the bitch to kneel in front of a fan, then blow your load into the back of the fan and watch it spray all over that ho!

Let me borrow your fan so i can give this chic a Chi Town Cum Shot

Chi Town Cum Shot by Eddie, 47, TYO, Eazy-E January 5, 2009

Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie 

a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure

Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "

Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie by DJ Halo October 14, 2009