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Anaconda Squeeze/Freight Train Cum 

The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!
John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.

While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
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Quick Cum 

Lets be honest 'premature ejaculation' sounds an balding accountant would say.

A 'quick cum' is premature ejaculation for people who are proud of it.
"That girl over there is hot."
"Yeah. She's a quick cum for sure."

"Sooo.. How was your first time with Tom?"
"Amazing... such a quick cum."

"That guy is hot."
"Out of my way, I'm going to make him quick cum in his pants."

PUBLIC CUM DUMPSTER 

A woman that provides a service to the community by allowing her vagina to be filled with the male populations unwanted sperm.
I wouldnt date shelly shes a public cum dumpster

infected cum bubble 

an insulting word to call someone when you are calling eachother names. Makes them laugh everytime.
them: hoe
you: hooker
them: whore
you: infected cum bubble!
infected cum bubble by Taylor<333 August 17, 2009

Hanky Cum 

when a (clean) handkerchief is used during masturbation to catch the ejacuate
she wanked off his load of hanky cum right into her handkerchief

He jacked off his load of hanky cum into his friends handkerchief
Hanky Cum by hankachoo January 5, 2008

last one to cum 

last one to cum is a game, mainly used for hazing rituals and drunken shamings. It involves a group of guys standing around something edible, normally a peace of bread or a cookie. they all start jerking off and ultimately cum on the cookie. the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
tonight you pledges have to play last one to cum