John Wick

the new phrase to replace jesus christ

some people, John Wick, do they ever shut up

by -Dat Mental Gamer- May 17, 2025

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Fuck John Day

May 18th National fuck John day. It’s a day where you find the nearest and dearest John to you and have intimate passionate sex with him

It’s May 18th, let me hit up John for Fuck John Day

by Ilikelatinas69 May 18, 2025

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John - a very COOL guy with OUTSTANDING humour. If he was cursed to go back to another century, it’d be the 1500s so he could be a jester for the king of England. If he were to be a song it’d be “This must be the place” by Talking heads. If he were to die and come back as an animal, he’d be a toucan.

Person 1: Hey, look, there’s John!
Person 2: Oh my GOD that guy is so fucking funny

by The chopped onion May 19, 2025

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Johning

(Verb) act of masturbation involving long object (exp. broom, pole, stick) inserted into rectum for prostate stimulus.

I was johning so hard it broke my broom

by Marco Pole May 26, 2025

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John Pack

A Carton of Cigarettes

Stop hogging the John Pack

by MM251 May 28, 2025

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John Glen Bonura II

Muscular homosexual hunk who is very touchy

Yo stop touching me youre being John Glen Bonura II

by Jean Porque June 5, 2025

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John Peters

An extremely nice guy with blue eyes and brown hair with blonde highlights and bits of grey as you can tell he is 6 ft 4 and ready to mingle and not in ways you may think.For example he knows the whole air cadets drill Manuel off by heart and can recite every word to you.

John Peters is a verry cool guy

by Jude the dude June 5, 2025

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