Krunchy mom

A nature raised mom who thinks that ANYTHING destroying nature is bad like normal diapers or baby formula and thinks that crystals and oils will solve everything

My mom is a krunchy mom.
A day In the life of a krunchy mom.

by AshIsSuperGayExcept4HarryStyle April 22, 2023

Ur mom

Ur mom.

Ur mom- “ur mom?”

Ur mom- “ur mom!”

by Maybeperhapsso July 29, 2021

ur mom

a female who is yur birth giver or mother who is gay because she likes me

BILLY: hey tom is ur mom gay?
Tom: no she isnt
Billy: does she like men?
Tom: yes???
Billy: then she is gay

by srouser tickler May 3, 2022

your moms ist

your moms pussy.

pronounced (scient-IST)

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by anonymous August 2, 2023

Your Mom

A fat, diabetic, cancerous, whore who has to roll to get around

"I feel like your mom is gonna eat me, I can hear her footsteps coming into town!"
"Jesus Christ Justin!"
"THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID LAST NIGHT!"

by Okilly Dokilly Neighbor! :D April 7, 2022

Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.

Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!

by Weak weasel January 16, 2022

Ur Mom

The biggest comeback in human history.

"Hey what are you going to do today?" Then you respond with "ur mom!"

by MrCoolMan1414 May 5, 2023