Death to my enemies!

Originally the battle cry raised when all three opponents in the card game hearts take points and you take none, the phrase used when you generally own everyone in a verbal argument.

Kukla: God cannot exist.
Fran: Obviously. An all-powerful God cannot be reconciled with an evil world.
Ollie: Two words: Free will.

(stunned silence) Death to my enemies!

by bob beeflips June 25, 2009

conducive to my situation

an intelligent-sounding way to state whether or not a certain outcome is likely or possible.

even though i really like that Frank, his lack of a job is not conducive to my situation.

by that_sassy_girl January 14, 2011

Look at my ass

Look at my ass is the proper reaction when someone acts high-maintenance or like they are better than everyone else in some way. Look at my ass can also be an adjective; someone who is high-maintenance or thinks they are better than everyone else is one of the look at my ass people.

Girl: "I don't have time to clean my apartment because I'm too busy taking honors classes in Neuroscience and Russian Literature, so I neeed a maid."

You: "Well, Look at my ass!"

by heyyitslisa June 6, 2011

came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

Combing my hair

Exclamation a young boy might make while locked in the bathroom masterbating. An excuse to cover up the fact that one is masterbating.

Mom (yelling): "Stevie! Why have you been in the bathroom for 35 minutes?"
Stevie: "MOM!!! Leave me alone, I'm combing my hair."

by Kevin19505 July 13, 2006

oh my noob

A phrase used by people who play Halo too much. Derived from oh my god and noob. Short form: OMN!

Oh my f***ing noob this lag is so f***ing for noobs!!!11

by 7de7dotcom June 20, 2005

shit in my cherrios

When you ruin somebody's day by telling them some really bad news or make them do something really horrible, usually the receiving person is in a very good mood before said action happened.

person 1: I just won a scratch off ticket.
person 2: Your dog just got hit by a car.
person 1: Man, you just shit in my cherrios!

by ldfkuyg93585uvdofijgh566 January 4, 2009