John

John is very john. Hes a red carpet and he likes to eat strawberries. He has a sister called Basia. : )

Person 1: OMG LOOK OVER THERE! ITS A JOHN
Person 2: john. pray to john.

by duck124 March 13, 2022

John Snowball

John Snowball is a very sexy person. He is a bi-sexual queen and he has a very sexy voice. John has got bright blue hair which makes him stand out in the crowd and all of the attention goes to him. Without John Snowball, we would all be lost! Mr Snowball is also very famous and young adolescents admire him for who he is.

Person A: ‘did you watch John Snowball’s live last night?’
Person B: ‘yes! He is just amazing!’

by Nigha Vill May 8, 2022

John Paul

name

my name is John Paul

by bad genius August 15, 2021

John Poostain

A SIMP; or any DIPSHIT in general

Ah, look at John Poostain simping on Gentry again.

by Teilmi February 4, 2020

foxy john moment

a really epic and hot thing that makes every sane person orgasm. foxy john is a very hot man that makes all girls cum

OMG PRINCE PHILIP DIED WHAT A FOXY JOHN MOMENT

by therealfoxyjohn April 25, 2021

john cock

has a big penits

john cock: I h

by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023

Porta John

The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.

Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.

by Sillyboy69 October 15, 2022